Idle Skilling Crusades As Platformers (ISCAP)

Idle Skilling Crusades As Platformers (ISCAP) is something that I made because I wanted to. It doesn't say anything about it, but Asylum bosses are included too.

The Bruiser
Player: Hi there, I'm looking for-

The Bruiser: TRESPASSER!

Player: What? No no no, you've got it all wrong. You see, I-

The Bruiser: TRESPASSER! PREPARE TO DIE!

Player: Fine. Bring it. See if I care!

Toxic Sludge
Player: I'm looking for some slime, have you seen any anywhere?

Toxic Sludge: GRAEOEHGEHNSDOLEJIJG

Player: Uhhhhhh... What? I didn't understand, could you repeat that?

Toxic Sludge: JGIUEIHSGBUBEIOHGBOESBGIOEHGEOESGNOA

Player: I can't understand you, just give me your slime.

Toxic Sludge: FINELETSFIGHTTOTHEDEATH

Killer Rabbit
Killer Rabbit: Squeak squeak!

Player: Awwwww what a cute little bunny!

Player: But I mustn't get distracted. I was sent on a quest to kill it.

Killer Rabbit: *angry growling*

Player: Looks like this'll be difficult.

Desert Giant
Desert Giant: Hello there, fine sir.

Player: Why hello there.

Desert Giant: Nice weather we're having, yes?

Player: I would heartily agree with you, sir.

Player: I'm sorry I can't stay and chit-chat.

Desert Giant: What do you mean?

Player: I've been tasked to kill you.

Desert Giant: In that case I say SHOW ME WHATCHA GOT!

Pincermin
Pincermin: Pincermin pincermin. (Hi there.)

Player: What did you say? I don't speak... whatever language you speak.

Pincermin: Pincermin pince pincermin? (What did you say?)

Player: Uhhh... Pincermin pincey pince pincermin? (You look awful today?)

Pincermin: PINCER PINCEY PINCE-PINCERMIN?!?! (WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!?!)

Tremor Wurm
Player: Ugh, I hate worms! Just fight me.

Tremor Wurm: If you insist!

Player: You can talk?

Faust
Player: What's under your mask?

Player: Reveal it or I'll kill you! (He doesn't know I'll kill him anyways...)

Faust: Pffff, you killin' me? Not happenin'.

Arachneon
Arachneon: I have been expecting you.

Player: Oh, you know me?

Arachneon: Of course I've heard about your murder spree, going all the way through seven of us. Still 6 of us left (including me) though.

Player: Then let's get to the point.

Arachneon: Of course.

Gheist
Gheist: Ooooh, a new follower! What's your name?

Player: I'm not here to do necromancy and satanic rituals!

Gheist: Ooooh, but then what are you here for?

Player: Vanquishing ghosts!

The Basilisk
Player: Hey, you!

Basilisk: ? *turns toward player* !

Player: Yes, you! Come closer!

Basilisk: *spits venom* *hisses*

Blobulytes
Player: 10 down, 3 to go!

Blobulyte #1: Stop right there!

Blobulyte #2: We can't have you come any closer!

Blobulyte #3: Unless you want to fight...

Player: You read my mind!

Puppeteer
Puppeteer: Ah, a new puppet! Finally! I was bored with just a mushroom, a rock, a worm, and Bob.

Player: Fight me, and then if you win I'll consider it.

Puppeteer: Deal! Because I'll win either way.

Narcissius
Narcissius (Envy): Oh hello there-

Narcissius (Anger): GRRRRRRRRR GET OUT OF MY WAY-

Narcissius (Sadness): *sniffing and crying* nobody likes me...

Narcissius (Anger): YOU'LL PAY FOR MY LOST EMOTIONS YOU DIRTY LITTLE CHEATER!

Asylum Bosses
Narrator: You walk into *asylum boss name*'s Asylum room.

Narrator: You knock on the door.

Attacks
{| class="fandom-table" !Attack Name !What Happens !Hardcore Mode Attack ! colspan="3" |

The Bruiser
! colspan="3" |
 * Mace Throw
 * The Bruiser throws three maces at the player.
 * The Bruiser throws five maces at the player.
 * Snailsin Summon
 * The Bruiser uses his skull staff to summon one Snailsin.
 * The Bruiser uses his skull staff to summon two Snailsins.
 * Lemur On Deck
 * A Lemur Deckhand appears at the top of the room.
 * Two Lemur Deckhands appear at the top of the room.
 * Patchy Power
 * A Patchy grows out of the ground.
 * Two Patchies grow out of the ground.
 * Skull Shot
 * The Bruiser uses his skull staff to shoot a skull that bounces off walls.
 * The Bruiser uses his skull staff to 2 or 3 skulls that bounce off walls.
 * Robbery
 * The Bruiser sends an army of 3 - 5 Bandit Shrooms.
 * The Bruiser sends an army of 5 - 8 Bandit Shrooms.
 * Seatbelt Trap
 * colspan="2" |The Bruiser takes off his seatbelts and puts them on the floor, making them traps but also meaning he can now be hurt until you either step on one or hurt him. After that he puts them back on.
 * Robbery
 * The Bruiser sends an army of 3 - 5 Bandit Shrooms.
 * The Bruiser sends an army of 5 - 8 Bandit Shrooms.
 * Seatbelt Trap
 * colspan="2" |The Bruiser takes off his seatbelts and puts them on the floor, making them traps but also meaning he can now be hurt until you either step on one or hurt him. After that he puts them back on.
 * Seatbelt Trap
 * colspan="2" |The Bruiser takes off his seatbelts and puts them on the floor, making them traps but also meaning he can now be hurt until you either step on one or hurt him. After that he puts them back on.

Toxic Sludge
! colspan="3" |
 * Intern National
 * Toxic Sludge summons 10 Recruits.
 * Toxic Sludge summons 12 - 15 Recruits.
 * Limping
 * Toxic Sludge summons 3 Limpies.
 * Toxic Sludge summons 4 Limpies.
 * Smiley Face
 * Toxic Sludge summons a Smiley.
 * Toxic Sludge summons 2 Smilies.
 * Mime Trapped
 * colspan="2" |Toxic Sludge summons a Mime.
 * Bone Throw
 * Toxic Sludge throws a bone at the player.
 * Toxic Sludge throws five bones at the player.
 * Toxic Puddle
 * colspan="2" |Toxic Sludge makes a puddle that slowly dissipates, hurting the Toxic Sludge.
 * Bone Throw
 * Toxic Sludge throws a bone at the player.
 * Toxic Sludge throws five bones at the player.
 * Toxic Puddle
 * colspan="2" |Toxic Sludge makes a puddle that slowly dissipates, hurting the Toxic Sludge.
 * colspan="2" |Toxic Sludge makes a puddle that slowly dissipates, hurting the Toxic Sludge.

Killer Rabbit
! colspan="3" |
 * Carrot Chomp
 * Killer Rabbit throws 3 carrots at the player.
 * Killer Rabbit throws 5 carrots at the player.
 * Feaster Eggs
 * Killer Rabbit jumps twice, then throws an easter egg.
 * Killer Rabbit jumps twice, then throws an easter egg, then jumps twice again.
 * Nibble-Munch
 * Summons a Nibbled.
 * Summons two Nibbled.
 * Chewing From (You)
 * Sumons 2 - 5 Chewed.
 * Summons 7 Chewed.
 * Bite-Munch
 * Summons two Bitten and one Munched.
 * Summons one Bitten and two Munched.
 * Hiding Baskets
 * Makes 3 bushes, then leaps into a random one. Can be hurt while in the bushes, but also throws carrots from a random bush.
 * Makes 5 bushes, then leaps into a random one. Can be hurt while in the bushes, but also throws carrots from a random bush.
 * Summons two Bitten and one Munched.
 * Summons one Bitten and two Munched.
 * Hiding Baskets
 * Makes 3 bushes, then leaps into a random one. Can be hurt while in the bushes, but also throws carrots from a random bush.
 * Makes 5 bushes, then leaps into a random one. Can be hurt while in the bushes, but also throws carrots from a random bush.
 * Makes 5 bushes, then leaps into a random one. Can be hurt while in the bushes, but also throws carrots from a random bush.

Desert Giant

 * Tea for Two
 * Summons two Teassiuses (how do you make it plural).
 * Summons three Teassiuses.
 * Monocle Protocol
 * Summons 4 Monoclesiuses.
 * Summons 7 Monoclesiuses.
 * Track-This Cactus
 * Summons 1 Cactauruses.
 * Summons 2 Cactauruses.
 * Old Man
 * colspan="2" |Summons 1 Canesius.
 * }
 * Old Man
 * colspan="2" |Summons 1 Canesius.
 * }
 * }

AIs
Currently unfinished.

Enemies
TBA